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13 June 2005 @ 03:32 am
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Well, they say I'm a...clone. Che. Whatever. If that's what I have to call myself to disintinguish me from that pansy little twerp that looks like me, fine. Oh and "Mommy"? You suck. Just thought I'd let you know.

Che. Why does that irritating little prick insist on following me around? You'd think that he'd be able to do things himself but oh no. It's always 'Yukimura-buchou this' and 'Yukimura-buchou that' bullshit. Che! If that brat Kirihara comes near me again I'm going to send him through a goddamn wall I swear I will.

Then there's that other one. The one with the baseball cap. Does he like, have a receeding hairline or something that makes him have to wear it all the f**cking time? Geez...I think I'm going to burn it the next time I see it. Yes. Plan 1.

Plan 2 is already underway! Hat boy has me on a hitlist, but that's all right. He wants a seme, and I think that can be easily arranged. *enter evil diabolical smirk here*

My other is so lame! How he can stand himself is beyond me. Though Hat Boy is rather cute. I will have to see if I can't add his seduction to my list of things to do before I take over the world.

[OOC: XDDDDD Strikeouts are soooooooooo deleted. Yesh.]
 
 
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IC!Mizuki: It's truenfu_hairtwirl on June 13th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
For your information, I do not "suck." You should be grateful to me for your existance.
OOC!Ohtoriscudservice on June 13th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
do you lick then?
IC!Mizukinfu_hairtwirl on June 13th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
I am not one for such vulgar sex terms. Apparently all of you clones have inherited that from your Father.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
[ooc: Icon love! XD And I'm tempted to reply back with "What's sex?"]
IC!Mizukinfu_hairtwirl on June 13th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
[OOC: Tuti: DO EET.]
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
[ooc: Did it. XD]
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
....

*smirk*

How would you know, "Mommy?" Did "Daddy" show you?
IC!Mizuki: It's truenfu_hairtwirl on June 13th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
You misunderstand me. Inui's language and manners involve many innuendos that mine does not.

Nfu. You would like to walk in on "Your parents," wouldn't you?
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)
Eh. Might be good for a laugh.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
Mommy? What's sex?
IC!Mizukinfu_hairtwirl on June 14th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
Sex is where two people try to KILL themselves by overexerting their energy, raising their blood pressure and dehydrating. But for some reason, they get a kick out of it.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 14th, 2005 04:33 am (UTC)
Oh. Why would people want to try to kill themselves?
IC!Mizukinfu_hairtwirl on June 14th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
I'm sure Eiji-clone can enlighten you on that one.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 14th, 2005 06:56 am (UTC)
Oh. Renji hasn't met Eiji-clone yet.
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:18 pm (UTC)
Why? So I could be saddled with some clingly little twerp?
IC!Mizuki: It's truenfu_hairtwirl on June 13th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
So you are complete opposites. Get over it and just ignore him. Be happy your double isn't trying to kill you.
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
What gave you the first clue?

And I don't want to get over it. Its too amusing for words. And he's too whiny to try and kill me.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Yuki-buchou-chan?
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:18 pm (UTC)
What?
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:19 pm (UTC)
Yuki-chan! HI! ^______^
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
...........

What do you want?
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
*deflate* Yuki-chan doesn't like Renji?
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Did I say I don't like you? I don't even know you. Yet.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
Oh. Yuki-chan doesn't know Renji?
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
Didn't I just say that? Che.
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
But Renji...

Hi! Renji is Renji! And this is Ushi-chan! *holds up cow plushie happily*
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
You said that already. I know your name, thanks.

o.O *eyes plushie with distaste* Its a...cow. You're odd, you know that right?
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
Renji isn't odd! Renji not odd! Yuki-buchou-chan odd.
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
.... you want to die?
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 09:43 pm (UTC)
Noooooo. Renji doesn't want to die! Yuki-buchou so mean! *beginning to tear up*
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
*sigh* All right, all right. Don't cry, its irritating.

*grumble* I...*grumble* like you. Happy?
OOC!Yanagi Renjirenji_ushi on June 13th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
*nodnod* Renji likes Yuki-buchou-chan too! ^_____^
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
.......... Fine. Peachy. Just peachy.
IC!Sanadagsanada on June 13th, 2005 07:19 pm (UTC)
The hat was a gift and I happen to like it.

I don't sleep with it on.
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
A gift? So you intend to wear it out to death in order to get another gift?

^^ Will wonders never cease. *smirk* I'll have to see that to believe it ;)
IC!Sanadagsanada on June 13th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
That didn't even make sense. I wear it because I like it.

and so you shall
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
Ah ha. I see.

*smirk* i look forward to it
_kirihara_ on June 13th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC)
You're a clone. I've never seen you before so I've NEVER "followed you around saying 'Yukimura-buchou this' and 'Yukimura-buchou that'" Go die.

(ooc: o____O <- his reaction to Sanada wanting a seme. Haha, good stuff.)
OOC! Yukimura Seiichibitchy_buchou on June 13th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
I don't have to know you, asswipe. I watched you at practice and yes I was STALKING YOU.

Make me.


[ooc: XDDD I know. I almost died when I saw that *snicker*]
_kirihara_ on June 13th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC)
......

I wonder if I can get a restraining order on you. Creep.

[ooc: I wonder what the data masters think of that. Maybe they already knew....]
IC!Sanadagsanada on June 14th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
(( ooc: XDDDDDDDDDDDD ))
_kirihara_ on June 14th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
[ooc: Crack for you! XD (because I can't help myself)

Poor boy, the seme thing blew his mind so much more than the time he found out Fukubuchou actually sang karaoke. Much more. So much, in fact, he began to wonder if he should try to be more assertive with Sanada, aggressively taking what he wanted rather than wheedling things out of him. No, the clone must be wrong. The thought of uke!Sanada Fukubuchou was simply too much for him to handle.

Nope, doesn't me think of yippy black toy poodles and annoyed looking dobermans at all..... >.>
IC!Sanadagsanada on June 14th, 2005 06:32 pm (UTC)
(( ooc: ahahahaha... Kirihara's always such a cutey. XD I actually really think Sanada is Yukimura's uke. Atobe's seme, but Yukimura's uke. :nods: He doesn't like people knowing about it though, and acts tough all the time. Were Kiri to start acting up, he'd go totally battousai on him. XD ))
Bunta Maruigummygenius on June 15th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
...

I don't like you.
Yukimura Seiichi_purple_dream_ on June 19th, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
^^ You're amusing. In a disturbing, twisted way.